Vote Today!!!

 

So I have figured out why there has been short of shortage of blogs from me.  It is Dunvilles and my lack of presence there lately.  It has been a whirl wind of a holiday season and when I went in there yesterday I was confronted by some of my loyal readers and pressed to compose a blog. Well we collectively put our thinking caps on, which is quite scary and came up with a few ideas for today’s post.

 

So here we go…..

 

Today’s topic has to do with the person who is most likely to get tased in Westport.  I was hoping someone was actually going to get tased and get me off the hook for this but so far no one has and we will just have to wait and see who gets it.  However the question I asked to many of the patrons was “Who is the person in Westport you would most like to see tased?  All answers were given with the express request to stay anonymous.  

 

Here is the list:

 

Office Howie Simpson

Dave Eason

Al Fiore

Peter Fine

Mark Coe

Tommy Fagan

The fat guy who broke the chair (we all chipped in after he did this and bought him a Bud Light)

Anyone in CVS on the Post Road. I mean what the hell is going in there? Why is that place ALWAYS a total disaster.   

Dave Erickson

Larry Sylvian

Dave Derosa

Anyone that works in the Park and Rec department, especially the golf course rangers

Sean Maher

Tequila Sheila

Someone with the initials C.L.

Glen – Duh!

Sean – Again!!!

The guy from the Black Duck who on Sundays wont ever EVER EVER shut up talking about soccer to anyone and everyone. I am getting a huge headache just thinking about that guy.  Jesus!  DUDE…  SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Arlen Schumer

Jimmy Izzo

Sean Doyle’s Mom and her friend – Sorry bro I have no idea why.

Chaz Bono – who knew, he…ahhh….she….ahhhh …it lived in Westport

Uncle Dave

Dedria Imus – apparently she is isn’t nice

Mike Conders

The Find bitches at the end of the bar – this was a quote from a women about the 2 dudes at the end of the bar. 

Skip – again, he has already been tased by the blog– amazing he was so far down this list don’t you think.

Jeff Webber

 

Ok here is the disclaimer. If you are on the list, someone (NOT ME) would like to see you tased.  Also to the people on this list in law enforcement I apologize. I have the highest regard for the WPD and the wonderful job you are all doing keeping Westport a great place to live.  Except for the F’n CVS, god that place is awful.

 

Enjoy you week and have a wonderful New Year

Comments

[Mental P Mama]

heh heh heh. I'd like to see some of these;)

[Mental P Mama]

Seriously...where is everybody?