The Weirdness Continues

Since the 3^rd hole at the Seagulls the weirdness has just continued for the Big Kahuna.  Here is a short summary for:

States visited: California, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Florida.

Shockingly I only golfed in 4 of these states

“Feed the Cat” is in the water! If we ever get a goddamn good weather weekend some of you are invited

I put 6000 miles on my car in 5 weeks.

One night I sent a huge volume of TWI’s to some people who didn’t really want them and did it cost me…about $800 in flowers and a restraining order

I “fell asleep” in my clothes with my shoes ON three times one time I was backwards on the bed. None of these beds were located at my house.

I activated a profile on Match.com and WTF…. Insanity has ensued…

Apparently I was used by the rocket scientist at Match in one of their pop up ad’s and a girl recognized me in the black duck because she saw the ad on her computer.  Jesus I need to pull it together I don’t have the time for this.

Dating is fairly new to me, I am working on a list of personal rules to try and keep me out of trouble, this video this seems to be a good start to help me with this list….. 

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Wow!  At least this has not happened to me…..yet