So the other day I mentioned on Facebook that I thought I was having trouble sleeping because I had been spending so much time on the West Coast and was finding it difficult to get adjusted to being back home. I mean I was in California and Arizona for 17 days out of the first 3 ½ weeks of March. Also I did note that the upside of my trips was that I was tan.
Several smart asses chimed in with all sorts of theories about why I was staying up late and one person (a woman) asked me if my junk was tan. So I figured I better do some thinking about WTF am I doing up until 3am each night.
First of all if you start watching TV around 11:30pm there is a bunch of good stuff on. I mean at least one of the following movies or shows is on almost every night around that time: the Godfather, Caddy Shack, The Bridges of Madison County, Rambo (the first one) or G-String Divas. Talk about must see tv.
However I have figured it out. It’s the damn dogs! I love these little hairy bastards but they have been killing me lately……wait a minute, it’s not their fault. I changed them to an all Lima bean diet and they have been crushing me our favorite night time game “Dutch Oven”.
So today I changed their diet back to their original diet of Pepperoni Pizza and Light beer and they seem to be doing much better. They even had a bit more spring in their step when I brought them to the dog park for a nice long walk.
When we were in the dog park we saw these kids playing and I took a video of it…..kids these days!
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